Monday, September 17, 2001

The recipe craze has hit us at an all time low. Looks like The Jake is searching for party favors for his next Super Bowl bash, and The H-Dog is more than happy to oblige. I present to you, his world famous Ramen Noodle Soup "When you just ain't got the time" Meal.

Ramen Special
1 - Pack of Ramen (I like Beef or Chicken...or however many you can get for a dollar.)
1 - Pack of Ramen Seasoning (Usually comes in the bag, so don't fret.)
1 - One Egg
2 Cups of Water
1 - Spoon, to stir it all up with (You can use a fork or a plastic knife if you're in a pinch)
1 - Teaspoon of Spiracha Hot Sauce

Take the Pack of Ramen, drop it into a boiling pot of water (2 cups..or whatever the instructions call for on the back of the bag). Wait till the noodles are hot..or moist. A good way of testing it is to take a piece and make a ring around your finger. If it breaks apart, you probably fucked up. Half way through the "boiling" process, drop a whole egg into it. Wait for the egg to become sunny side up, then you know it's good. Mix the exotic spice pack that comes with the Ramen in as well as a teaspoon of Spiracha Hot Sauce. Remove and serve. This recipe feeds one lonely broke guy in a hot apartment, sipping on fine water (Ozarka blends nicely with the palette, as does Aquafina).

Enjoy.
posted by HZA | 11:42 PM | email | archive