Sunday, September 09, 2001

Torry Holt destroys San Marcos--Torry Holt stopped. Well shit, last night was the first time ever in the entire lifespan of my Madden career was I able to ever defeat Poyfather. Running a goto play with Torry Holt streaking his fast ass down the right side of the field, Kurt Warner easily hands the "Holtser" 30-50 yards a play. Unfortunately my redzone offense is horrible--no room to throw long bombs! With this play aptly titled: "TORRY! TORRY! TORRY!", I was held unstoppable for the entire night until Poyfather cracked the Ram's DNA Code (Which consisted of only one strand, "Torry! Torry! Torry!"). But that's alright, because there's always Sir Isaac Bruce (What goes up, must go down...field) and the Marshall (Faulk) Plan. Much love goes out to the Rams defense, most notably the backfield.

Thanks to P-Diddy, Carrozzi Girl, The General (bah!) and the rest of the San Marcos crew (you know who you are-Ollie/Princess) for making my life more bearable right now. Until next time Troy...you mutha....
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