Monday, November 26, 2001

Forgot to tell you guys about the other day. When the General and I were watching Tomb Raider, his dog started to unleash the beast on the floor, pissing and staining over everything. General got up and got all pissed off, then the puppy sported a boner and ran off somewhere. We were gonna meet up with The Gimp later that night at the Pub, so General decides to bust out his Sunday best, all Night at the Roxbury-ish and all. When he puts his pants on, he starts to smell dog piss on it and says "Damnit!", then grabs a bottle of Febreeze and continues to spray the living sin out of his pants. The truely disgusting part? He leaves the pants on, to the detriment of all the lovely ladies out there. Hahahaha...
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