Saturday, November 24, 2001

Tomb Raider = Time Raider. I just watched this worthless piece of shit. Besides the saving grace of watching Angelina Jolie cavort through THE SHOWER, there is nothing of value in this movie. After "The Tomb Raider" and the bad guy finally get that triangle piece that steals back time, I pondered to myself: "What the hell, they just stole two hours of my time". Oh yeah, what about those stone monkey guards? Talk about a lame ass security system! They would have a better chance installing a Westinghouse or Brinks Security System in the Ancient Ruins of an Ancient Cambodian Society than those guards. My favorite funniest moment? Just hearing Jon Voigt and his horrible english accent. Oh yeah, and the entire movie. That was a funny moment.
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