Monday, March 25, 2002

A Beautiful Piece of Shit! Ok, an Oscar's rundown:

HOT:

The Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson bit.

Nicole Kidman.

Halle Barry.

Sidney Portier and his grand-daughters!

Gary Newman finally wins an Oscar and gives a kickass speech.

Denzel Washington wins the big one.

Donald Sutherland and Glenn Close relegated to 'MC' status.

Enya's performance (yeah you heard me).

Cinema Montage thing in the beginning.

Britney Spears describing a defining moment in American Cinema. ("That was cool.")

NOT:

Whoopi Goldberg.

Josh Hartnett.

Sharon Stone and John Travolta's presentation.

Gwyneth Paltrow's sea-cow digs.

Halle Barry's couple moments of gagging on stage.

LORD OF THE RINGS GET'S SNUFFED!!

Peter Jackson doesn't get squat.

..and of course, Harry Potter is not recognized as the cinematic milestone that it truely is..

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