Monday, May 06, 2002

Emily and I plan on going to Matamoras, Mexico today. Yeah, after we load up on premade Jack Daniel's Lynchburrg Lemonade, we're cruising down to the border town while igniting fireworks at stray pedestrians. After we purchase a gun illegally from a gang of seedy construction workers (who happen to be listening to Motorhead), we'll practice a quick game of russian roullette. Of course, this is all after we buy an entire carton of Kool 100's and smoke it in front of Whole Foods. Once in Mexico, we will purchase discount pain killers and other FDA banned drugs while getting tattoo's. Mine will be this bitchin' rendition of Janus Joplin singing her heart out and Emily's will be this White Tiger, because chicks dig animals. Of course, our tattoo 'artist' will use some odd looking needle and will not speak lick of English, or any other human dialect. What a night that will be, eh?
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