Monday, June 24, 2002

I have traveled a fortnight and have aquired a King's Thirst! Yo! Went to Emily's boss's wedding this weekend and boy was it a Holy Crusade! First off, the utterly horrible map that was supplied pointed to Castle Falkenstein somewhere in "Texas". Ok sure, we'll be able to find it. We travel for nearly an hour and a half, taking the very scenic tour of the Hill Country, only to find out that yes, it is indeed full of hills.

After taking a left at the Griffon's Nest and a sharp right at Dragon Mountain, we end up at the Ceremony towards the end. My dumbass opens the "Exit if your late" door right when the Bride and Groom are making their rounds and i'm staring the groom right in the eyes. Releasing a girlish scream, I close the door and we're stuck out in the front like the late chumps we were. Too funny!

Poor Emily had to miss the Wedding Cermony on the account of my natural instinct to get lost and blame it on shoddy maps. Sorry honey! So anyways, we got to the reception where Mr. GQ Suave' himself, The Fever (aka my little brother) is dressed to the nine. He goes home alone to make a long story short. Had me a real good time! WAHOOOOOOOO! Who's redneckin'?! I'm Redneckin' WAHOOO!!! (inside joke..)
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