Sunday, October 20, 2002

"YOU! GREATEST DANCER! LET'S GO!". Dude, went into Dave and Buster's for Wally/MethodJoe's/The General's employee appreciation party. They invited Emily, Carrozzi-Girl and The Poyfather to come along the festivities. Anyways, they have this dance machine crypically called "PUMP UP THE PREX", alluding to some sort of sexual beast called "THE PREX". The premise of the game is like a Simon Says for your foot loosin' skillz.

A sizable crowd was around the video game (including us), including a kid who looked like Bobby Hill. He looked smug as shit, trying on his dance moves while waiting for the current "dancer" to finish their pathetically low scoring round. Once he get's up there, oh boy, you would have never believed fat could jiggle like that...but it could! Homey was scoring "perfect combos" left and right, ON THE HARDEST LEVEL!! (for the uninitiated, it's like that Drill Sargeant from Full Metal Jacket screaming dance moves at you, it's that fast). After his round was over, he was met with a standing ovation from the drunkest slobs in the joint.

This Sunday, Emily kept on bugging me to go to Best Buy. "For why?" I asked, but she never really said for anything in particular...until I found out her REAL motives. Homegirl goes out and buys the dance pad and Dance Dance Revolution. Yes, dance your little heart away. Heck, I joined in to show off the fleetest feet in all of North Austin.
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