Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Four Eyes. Man, finally went to an Optometrist and he told me that I have mild farsightedness (sp?). What the hell, last time I checked these babies were spot on. Stupid eyes. Anyways, got me some reading/computer glasses...made sure they were the geekiest looking ones. The lady was trying to push some Gucci/DKNY ones on me, but my wallet wasn't haven't any of that.

He was checking out the nerves in my pupils and said: "You have large optical nerve bundles in there (or something like that)". "Doc, give me the straight dope..how long do I got?". "I'll give you about six weeks. 80-90 Years if you get the Prada/Versaci frames." Damn.
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