Tuesday, March 25, 2003

What to do in the event of an Iraqi Air Raid. These are survival essentials. So when the Iraqi Air Force finally exhaust their supply of TU-22 Bombers and double up in Cessnas, please have the following available:

1. Water. In case you get thirsty.
   
2. Canned Foods. When you get staaarvvving.
   
3. Blanket. You know, to cuddle with.
   
4. Subterranean Underground Complex. To sustain your life for at least 25 years before re-exposure to the 'New America'.
   
5. Band if Brother's DVD Keepsake Box Set. You'll need something to do while fending off flesh eating zombies.
   
6. Bag of Mr. Goodbars. Because that peanut in all that milk chocolate is irresistable.
   
7. Shotgun.
   
8. Badass Assault Vehicle, like what Mel Gibson had in Mad Max 1.
   
9. Head check.

posted by HZA | 9:18 AM | email | archive