Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Things for sale at your local Pawn Shop: More than likely, these items will be available to the public!

1. Some Mountain Bike with the scuffed frame, deteriorating rubber grips and frayed brake lines.
   
2. KOSS CD-Cassette Stereo Boom Box.
   
3. A Playstation One customized to look like a skull.
   
4. Assortment of God Awful Dookey Chains, bracelets and Full Fist Rings spelling "THUG".
   
5. Guns. Lot's of them.
   
6. The Gimp's old 19" GE Television.
   
7. Your Aunt Rita.
   
8. Novels from acclaimed authors of Fictional Maritime Romances.
   
9. Artwork from the fertile Post-Modernistic 80's (see NAGEL).
   
10. Big Daddy Kane and Bell Biv Devoe Compact Discs.
    
11. Tools missing the most common metric sizes.
    
12. Piss colored diamond rings.
    
13. OEM Cassette Deck from a 92' Ford F-150.
    
14. Weapons of Mass Destruction.

These items are selling like hotcakes. With Thanksgiving coming around the bend, don't be left out in the cold without a Thanksgiving Day Present.

Song of the Day:
1.) Doves - Catch the Sun.
posted by HZA | 3:55 PM | email | archive