Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Please, don't be afraid. I'm not here to upset your sense of security. What's that? You're just a little alarmed is all? Would you like me to massage your back with this 300mm f/2.8L telephoto lens?

I'll do you one better: Let me lather your sweet body with the finest mineral oils, spread copiusly over your heavenly figure with my 85mm f/1.4L portrait lens. At the same time, i'll feed you Almond Hershey Nuggets and pepper your body and soul with butterfly kisses...

--Just kidding, but you know deep down inside I wish I was that white guy spread in front of those lenses.
posted by HZA | 2:45 PM | email | archive