Friday, March 19, 2004

Games i'd like to see: There seems to be a saturation of violence minded games in the market place, so what if you mixed some good old fashioned education with entertainment? You'd get Edutainment (or Entercation), and we all know how fun that is. Introducing:


401K - Investments of Rage (available on PC, PS2, Gamecube, PC and Board Game):

• Assume the role of framed LAPD Homicide Detective Doug Ramm as he navigates the tough streets of Investment Banking.
  
• Over 500 beautifully rendered 401K Forms that YOU must fill out and return to HR by tomorrow!
  
• Player controlled allowable salary deferment of 1%, 5% or even 15%!
  
• 360 Degree Motion Captured IRA Transfer's with LOW FEES.
  
• Now with more than 50 different weapons to choose, from hand to hand nunchuckas to M16A Assault Rifles.
  
• New 'Freestyle' Controller system to take full advantage of High Risk Mutual Funds!
  
• Improved Computer AI System that simulates real time Market Values with Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound.
  
• Employer Contribution now matches 100%!

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