Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Today, i'm raining on everyone's parade:

Comment: I made millions off the Dot Com explosion.
No you didn't. You sold Earthlink subscriptions at Fry's.

Comment: Where were you when Ronald Reagan died?
The same place I was when Princess Di died--not giving a crap, TX.

Comment: Austin's not like what it used to be.
Didn't you just move here four years ago?

Comment: My Dog is so smart.
He still licks his ass just like any other mutt.

Comment: My Grandchildren are adorable.
They look like alien babies.

More to come.
posted by HZA | 2:02 PM | email | archive