Friday, July 16, 2004

Stewart get's five months in the pen! Martha, you better find the biggest girl in the can and be her bitch, because White Collar Crime is almost like a trip down Death Row. Even still, many Martha Stewart fans came out to lend their support by chanting "Hold your head high, Martha!".

That's a very good tip, because the last thing you want to do is show all the tax evasion and money laundering perverts that you're weak. Show some solidarity and group with other White Convicts for protection. The first thing they're gonna want you to do is probably shiv another SEC Violator to show your loyalty.
 
Just remember, what goes on in Jail, stays in Jail.

posted by HZA | 10:20 AM | email | archive