Thursday, December 23, 2004

Smile like you mean it.

Two more days until The Big Show! I'm talking Shaq vs Kobe that is. I expect something BIG, like customized songs for Shaq and Kobe's entrances, complete with a huge multi-screen setup showing footage of their highlights. During tipoff, they can shake fists before the match begins.

At one point, Phil Jackson will be dropped via parachute onto the court, complete with a two by four.

Hubie Brown says, "Looks like business is about to pick up here.."

Jackson winds up to smack Kobe, but turns 180 degrees and lands a big one on the Diesel! Al Michaels screams, "Nooooo!! I can't believe it! NOOOOO!"

All this, to Metallica's Enter Sandman.

Maybe I ask too much.

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Everyone have a great Christmas. If the holiday stress is wearing you thin, try some of these pointers:

1.) You will never have holiday stress if you're adequetly drunk.

2.) If you get depressed because you gain more weight during the holiday feasting, quit eating so much, you fat ass.

3.) Family bickering can be a source of great stress and tension. In situations like this, it's best to put off mediating a solution until next year, which was basically what you did last year.

4.) "Sometimes, giving a gift that can't be wrapped is the best gift of all." Zack Morris's mom, from Saved By the Bell.

5.) Giving a child the allusion of Santa Claus can give him/her a feeling of great happiness, which will transfer to you. Just shield them away when Santa has to check in with his parol officer.

Have a good one!!!!
posted by HZA | 1:52 PM | email | archive