Monday, October 03, 2005

Recovery from the weekend that was not a weekend. Well, it was fun, nonetheless. I went to Albert's Engagement Party, which was great. Em couldn't go because she was too busy getting flossed by a bo'hunk ex-Marine stripper at her buddy's baccalaureate Party. I stayed late enough at Albert's to not get too hung over the next morning.

The next day, swung by the Parents' house for the Le Family blowout that did not include a roasted pig. If you've ever heard the story of my Family and their obsession with Roasted Pig, you probably know what I mean. Man, those people love their roasted pig.

After that, we drove out to Mouse's Wedding. For those of you who don't know him, he's like a shrimpy Vietnamese dude, pumped with ridlin and crystal meth. The only time he takes a break is to take a drag off his cigarette, where the other time he's spitting out crazy, insane talk. He's a good guy though, which made Albert and I reminisce about some of his funnier moments:

1.) Cock-Pull Ups. We wanted to see if he could do a pull up with Willy holding the bar. For some reason, they ended up facing each other, and when Mouse curled, everything turned into an Usher video (bumpn' grinding). Everyone was cracking up and Willy's eye's just went wide open, then he dropped Mouse. Seriously, you had to be there.

2.) Mouse gets tea bagged during a game of Basketball. Physically impossible, it somehow happened he got teabagged during the game, where someone drove the lane, jumped and Mouse's head was in the way.

3.) There was something involving fireworks, but I can't remember the details. Everyone laughed though.

4.) Mouse and another guy at work, Daniel, had a side business called "Odd Jobs". They had these magnetic stickers to advertise on the side of their cars and we crossed out "Odd" one time and put "Hand" in place of it. Hilarious.

5.) Mouse and that other guy, Daniel, had a scheme to replace his air intake manifold in his Wimpy Mistubishi Lancer Rally Edition with one from an older Eclipse. Working on the same mechanical theory that they shared the same manufacturer, they went to work installing it with copious amounts of tape and wood (yes wood). Let's just say that he was fortunate to have bought the extra 5 year warranty on the car.
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